Dear Internet

Please blow up all websites that have audio on autoplay. Thanking you in anticipation Vanessa

rachelanastasia: Dear internet: I am going to a show tonight...

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agsystems: next time you feel like resizing my browser window without asking me first, don’t. ...

Dear Internet, Could someone do a remix of the There Will Be Blood preview set to AC/DC’s If...

Dear Internet, Please post that old Saturday Night Live sketch about “Blossom” where...

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Dear ninjabot, On behalf of the internet, we accept your apology. Your next year schedule is as...

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Dear Internet, Please tell livejamie that I am sorry. The SEC appears to be the stronger conference....

Dear Internets

You have solved many of my problems, yet you catered to me so nicely you have left me wanting more....

Dear Internet, Firefox handles memory...

Not a week goes by when I don’t hear someone say or write: “Firefox sucks, it’s...

Dear Internet,

At what age does it become unseemly to have multiple, concurrent internet crushes? I sincerely hope...

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Delays for Guitar Gyros

Dear Internet, If there’s one thing that gets my goat it’s when I find myself unable to...

Someone should make a Facebook app out of this photo of Mark...

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From JoshMeyers, For Dalas. “Paul McCartney having gay...

Dear Internet, Is there a way that we can penalize Internet...

Dear Internet,Calm the fuck down.Love,BK via aatw 

Dear Internet,Thanks for having all 4 series of the British comedy “Peep Show” online in...

Apple has made no commitment to support 3rd party applications, so Dear Internet: stop bitching...

Teeny Little Rhubarb Pie

Dear Internet, Can I have a mashup of “Teeny Little Super Guy” from Sesame Street vs....

From my 18 year-old self

Dear Internet, Wassup? I’m real stoked that you and I have gotten to know eachother better...

Dear Internet,Do you love me like I love you?Circle YES or NO or MAYBE.Write back soon,Pierre

Dear Internet, It’s “tumblelog”. Pronounce it like the complete word...

Dear Internet, Do you think you could “accidentally” misplace myspace? I’d really...

Dear Internet, don’t you think a drawing of John Lennon and Paul McCartney having gay sex...

Dear Internet, Please, no more “5000 Things” blog posts. You could write an article...