Dear Internet,

We're all involved in a Love, Hate, Share, Delete relationship with the Internet. When we ask for more, we don't always hear back. Maybe that can change.

Send your submissions my way: dear.www (at) gmail.com

Nov 7

www.breedbreed.com

Just to be able to see what this might be about; dear internet can you send an invitation my way? — brocatus
Posted at 6:38pm

Oct 31

Delays for Guitar Gyros

Dear Internet,

If there’s one thing that gets my goat it’s when I find myself unable to perform random personal tasks online while I’m at work. Today I was very displeased to find that you had made the Guitar Hero 3 community site unavailable several times. I have avatars to upload and tour groups to manage. That’s very hard to do when the site is overloaded and/or unavailable. Could you please cut that shit out?

Thank you,

ninjabot

PS. I still love you.

Posted at 2:28pm

Oct 23
Someone should make a Facebook app out of this photo of Mark Zuckerberg from the new issue of Fast Company. It should be a Flash app, and you can move your mouse around and it moves his arm. When you click to drag, it writes on the board. Who can make it happen? UPDATE: It should be called “Marker Zuckberg” jakob 

Someone should make a Facebook app out of this photo of Mark Zuckerberg from the new issue of Fast Company. It should be a Flash app, and you can move your mouse around and it moves his arm. When you click to drag, it writes on the board. Who can make it happen?

UPDATE: It should be called “Marker Zuckberg”

jakob 
Posted at 8:46pm

Oct 22

Anton LaVey 8 on UFO’s from the AFTERLIFE (via DesteniProdDemons)

WHAT IS THIS DOING ON MY INTERNET?!?!?

Dear Internet,

Why is this thing on you? Please explain. Immediately.

Posted at 3:31pm

Oct 9

FFFFOUND by Jason Kottke

Dear internet,
can you send an invitation to FFFOUND my way? Thanks!
andre at brocatus dot com
Posted at 11:09am

Oct 7
From JoshMeyers, For Dalas. “Paul McCartney having gay sex with John Lennon.” here’s the response from dalas: “YAY!!! Paul needs his pouty Paul face, but WHO AM I TO COMPLAIN? Thanks for making this a reality.” Haha!!! YES!!! Our first response is a great one. I hope everybody alive sees this. Thanks a ton Josh. Hey John, d’ya fancy a wee poke?

From JoshMeyers, For Dalas.

“Paul McCartney having gay sex with John Lennon.”

here’s the response from dalas:

“YAY!!! Paul needs his pouty Paul face, but WHO AM I TO COMPLAIN? Thanks for making this a reality.”

Haha!!! YES!!! Our first response is a great one. I hope everybody alive sees this. Thanks a ton Josh.

Hey John, d’ya fancy a wee poke?
Posted at 6:47pm

Oct 5
Dear Internet, Is there a way that we can penalize Internet Explorer for being so shitty?  Maybe send it to an Internet Detention Center? We could go on for days with our complaints, but you’ve heard it all: security problems, lack of full CSS support, PNG transparency, proprietary rules, you get the idea. IE is the O.J. Simpson of the Internet.  Somebody should arrest that dick. Love,Everyone

Dear Internet,

Is there a way that we can penalize Internet Explorer for being so shitty?  Maybe send it to an Internet Detention Center?

We could go on for days with our complaints, but you’ve heard it all: security problems, lack of full CSS support, PNG transparency, proprietary rules, you get the idea.

IE is the O.J. Simpson of the Internet.  Somebody should arrest that dick.

Love,
Everyone
Posted at 2:18pm

Oct 1
Dear Internet,Calm the fuck down.Love,BK via aatw 
Dear Internet,

Calm the fuck down.

Love,
BK
via aatw 
Posted at 11:41am

Dear Internet,

Thanks for having all 4 series of the British comedy “Peep Show” online in DVD-quality streaming video.

You’re a real pal.

dalas 

Posted at 11:31am

Apple has made no commitment to support 3rd party applications, so Dear Internet: stop bitching about it.

Cameron

Posted at 11:27am